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2035, Malaysia jadi negara tua

Posted on the April 27th, 2010 under General, Joke by Budi Hermawan

fuhh.. just imagine tahun 2035 majoriti penduduk malaysia terdiri daripada golongan warga emas..

kalau umur aku panjang aku pun termasuk dalam golongan ni

apa agaknya situasi masa tu?

mungkin Liga Bolasepak Warga Tua akan diwujudkan atau Kementerian Belia dan Sukan di mansuhkan dan ditukar kepada Kementerian Warga Tua

itulah sebabnya Rasullulah mengalakkan umatnya berkahwin.. mempunyai anak yang ramai agar sentiasa ada pewaris..

Tapi sekarang manusia pelik.. tak suka kawin tapi suka buat anak.. tapi bila dah ada anak.. di buang dalam tong sampah.. isk

Prank cara Jepun

Posted on the April 25th, 2010 under Internet, Joke by Budi Hermawan

Kalau bab buat rancangan nak pekena atau prank orang ni aku mmg tabik dengan Jepun

Video di bawah ni buat aku ketawa sampai sakit perut..

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Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Posted on the January 19th, 2010 under Joke by Budi Hermawan

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

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